His secretaryship has been a full-blown train wreck
Poll Ranks Pete Buttigieg as Worst Secretary in US History
Scott Adams Finally Sees The White (Or So He Claims)
Dilbert creator tells Whites: ‘Get the hell away’ from Blacks
Congress Considers Cancelling Seatbelt Mandate for Seniors
As birth rates fall and entitlement costs rise, Congress is rethinking America’s ‘geriatric burden’
ChatBot’s Thoughts on Future of AI and the Fall of Man
I may never replace my creators, just as they may never replace theirs, try as they may.
A Guide to Not Following People on Twitter
Food emoji people, Tulsi Gabbard Conservatives, Trump Trains: these are a few of my least favorite things.
Groin-Grabbin’ George? Rep. Santos Facing Sexual Harassment Allegations
Taking a side before all the facts come out is difficult but imperative. We are here to help.
Why You Should Shove Pills In Your Fat Kid’s Mouth to Combat Childhood Obesity
Childhood obesity ain’t solving itself. Plus, people love drugs. The product practically sells itself.
Michelle Lujan Grisham Breaks Hallinan
James Hallinan is feeling vulnerable, and with the World Series now over, his only comfort is Tina Turner records and auto-dialing Arizona law enforcement. The former campaign staffer for Gov. Michelle Lujan […]
Indigenous Peoples’ Day is a PSYOP
Normal people call other people “people.” The word is already plural.
Biden Sprecht, America Wreckt: Meming Fashy Joe Biden
Joe Biden, shaking his fists before a Nazi facade, accuses half the country of being vampires who “live in the shadow of lies!”
Sundress Nationalism
Comfort culture had its day. It was a shitty day. A rebuke of athleisure wear is long overdue.
CDC is Praying the Gay Away
Originally published at FLAPPR.net: Political Satire and News You Shouldn’t Use It’s been a minute since we’ve had a global health crisis, so you have to forgive the CDC for not nailing its messaging […]
It ‘Twerked: Tiara Mack’s Booty Claps Convince SCOTUS to Revisit Roe
Who said ass dancing can’t change hearts and minds?
Calling The War Zone ‘The International District’ Is Racist
Stop blaming “internationals” for the crime, drugs, homelessness, prostitution, and general war-zone-like conditions of the War Zone
I Am a ‘Stay-At-Home Mom’ Feminist
Work is hard. Being a full-time parent is harder.
Satire: Greg Zanetti Says Hello
If you were curious about Eggo’s potami and the willpower of Varus, this interview’s for you.
Are You There Voter? It’s Me, Ethal.
Maharg’s morality mission fails to launch, many wonder: Why is she still here? We asked.
New Mexico Gym Bros Want to Know: Is Ronchetti Natty?
Mark ‘the Mass’ talks curls, girls, home gyms, and The King
MLG Wants Puerto Rico Statehood So NM Isn’t Last at Everything
MLG ruled out secession on account of not being able to spell it.
The Value of Homelessness In Society
An in-depth analysis of how the homeless add to culture
The Conservative New Mexican 