
His secretaryship has been a full-blown train wreck
His secretaryship has been a full-blown train wreck
Dilbert creator tells Whites: ‘Get the hell away’ from Blacks
As birth rates fall and entitlement costs rise, Congress is rethinking America’s ‘geriatric burden’
I may never replace my creators, just as they may never replace theirs, try as they may.
Food emoji people, Tulsi Gabbard Conservatives, Trump Trains: these are a few of my least favorite things.
Taking a side before all the facts come out is difficult but imperative. We are here to help.
Childhood obesity ain’t solving itself. Plus, people love drugs. The product practically sells itself.
James Hallinan is feeling vulnerable, and with the World Series now over, his only comfort is Tina Turner records and auto-dialing Arizona law enforcement. The former campaign staffer for Gov. Michelle Lujan […]
Normal people call other people “people.” The word is already plural.
Joe Biden, shaking his fists before a Nazi facade, accuses half the country of being vampires who “live in the shadow of lies!”
Comfort culture had its day. It was a shitty day. A rebuke of athleisure wear is long overdue.
Originally published at FLAPPR.net: Political Satire and News You Shouldn’t Use It’s been a minute since we’ve had a global health crisis, so you have to forgive the CDC for not nailing its messaging […]
Who said ass dancing can’t change hearts and minds?
Stop blaming “internationals” for the crime, drugs, homelessness, prostitution, and general war-zone-like conditions of the War Zone
Work is hard. Being a full-time parent is harder.
If you were curious about Eggo’s potami and the willpower of Varus, this interview’s for you.
Maharg’s morality mission fails to launch, many wonder: Why is she still here? We asked.
Mark ‘the Mass’ talks curls, girls, home gyms, and The King
MLG ruled out secession on account of not being able to spell it.
An in-depth analysis of how the homeless add to culture