Saturday Satire – The Conservative New Mexican

NM Judge: Real Equality Is White ‘Shaft’ Remake, ‘No Blacks’ Day At College

White-pride parties, 2x ticket prices for Blacks, “White Shaft” remake proposed

Dull, empty-eyed senator too dumb to fix poverty, proposes more internet.

2025: Don Frye completes 8-shot inoculation series that helped eradicate humanity two years prior.

If the $7.3b Vatican can house 12 migrants, U.S. families should take in 0.0001 migrants each

‘Operation Adios No Casas’ seeks to clean up the streets by “using the natural elements” to literally wash away the scourge of junkies

Albuquerque isn’t throwing the book at public defecators. They’re throwing the TP roll at them.

“Much like our homicide rate, I don’t like to look at it as completely terrible,” Keller said. “I prefer to call it victorally challenge.”

Manny is a Mentus man, loves Amarillo By Morning, and other personal details revealed!

“I do my own talking and caulking,” radio talk show and in-studio showered Eddy Aragon said.